George Lucas: One-trick pony.
George Lucas discovers that the galaxy far far away actually resides in his neck.
Goiter! I hardly knew her.
Lucas was overjoyed after winning his first ever "eat like a snake" contest.
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Clearly George, you gave into the Dark Side!
Jabba?
Ribbit. Ribbit.
Guess where Lucas carries his millions and millions of dollars?

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